Curriculum in Smart Assery Studies

Year 1: The Art of Sarcasm and Quick Wit
– Course 101: Sarcasm 101 – From Eye Rolls to Witty Comebacks
– Course 102: The Anatomy of a Snarky Remark
– Course 103: Rapid Fire Puns and Wordplay

Year 2: Mastering the Science of Snark
– Course 201: Advanced Irony and Subtext
– Course 202: The Psychology of Eye-Roll Inducement
– Course 203: Deadpan Delivery Techniques

Year 3: Navigating Awkward Situations with Sass
– Course 301: Smart Ass Diplomacy – Navigating Social Gatherings
– Course 302: The Power of Timing – Sarcasm in Serious Discussions
– Course 303: Humorous Diversion Tactics for Uncomfortable Moments

Year 4: Specializing in Intelligent Jokes and Nerd Humor
– Course 401: Quantum Quips – Making Jokes about Theoretical Physics
– Course 402: Geek Chic – Incorporating Pop Culture References
– Course 403: Witty One-liners for Every Occasion

Capstone Project: Crafting a Masterpiece of Smart Assery
– Students will design and execute a brilliantly snarky and amusing public presentation, showcasing their mastery of the art of being a Smart Ass.

Applications being accepted starting fall of 2030.

Note: This is purely for humorous purposes and should not be taken seriously. Being respectful and considerate in all interactions is always the best approach.